Nice try, but no coconut. I've never been confused on golf courses, their location, who owns them and where they park their cars. Not for a secundo, and I have never misled anyone about golf courses in posts. My grasp of the golf courses is rock solid and always has been. If you think I've got this wrong, perhaps you could post the post(s) that you are referring to, and I'll be happy to correct them.
My grasp of car parking arrangement is equally sound, the Royal Wimbledon Golf Club's beautifully landscaped private car park, complete with private signs and gate is common land. Apart from the fact that it is the RWGC's car park. Or a "temporary arrangement" as the Chair of the Conservators described it at the 2014 annual meeting. Hilarious, a temporary arrangement, put in place 30 years ago. Good job its not a permanent like the tarmacked roads that will destroy Putney Common.
If you want a bit of common, bung the boys a few bob...they have so much