Sounds like the scruffy bird we had a-banging on our door a couple of years back. "I've been mugged...they've got my handbag...I need to get home..can I borrow ("borrow") £20 please." Me: "You poor girl, come in sweetheart." At this point I notice she's decidedly a tad smelly, but me being downwind of a few Saturday afternoon jars and full of bon ami take it in my stride. To continue: "Why don't we call the police?" Her: "Nothing they can do...I really just need to get home" Me: "But surely the police need to be notified of a mugging." Her in floods of tears wails: "I just want to get home." I hand over £20 with her promise to return it (I am a tad p1$$ed mind) and off she goes...never even occured to me to ask where she lived! After she left: Mrs K : "You f##king mug." Make Mrs K right, as still waiting for me score to be repaid. Moral of story: Blonds in distress?...nah...most of em are sitting on a goldmine (think about it!) and certainly don't need to resort to connery (and if the word doesn't exist then it should). In conclusion: Avoid young blonds-in-distress like the plague.

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Topic	Date Posted	Posted By
Beware bogus callers	14/07/10 22:23:00	Ian Moody
Re:Beware bogus callers	14/07/10 22:54:00	Richard Carter
Re:Beware bogus callers	15/07/10 07:26:00	Catherine Schade
Re:Beware bogus callers & street pesterers...	15/07/10 11:44:00	Jane Holland
Re:Re:Beware bogus callers & street pesterers...	15/07/10 18:11:00	Simon Knight
Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers & street pesterers...	15/07/10 23:19:00	Victoria Diamond
Re:Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers & street pesterers...	16/07/10 20:45:00	Rose Compton
Re:Beware bogus callers	17/07/10 20:51:00	James Milnes
Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	19/07/10 08:16:00	Jane Holland
Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	04/03/12 12:10:00	Dave Roberts
Re:Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	04/03/12 14:38:00	Simon Knight
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	04/03/12 14:55:00	Dave Roberts
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	04/03/12 15:08:00	Simon Knight
Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	14/11/12 15:36:00	Adam Tripp
Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	14/11/12 15:47:00	Simon Knight
Re:Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	14/11/12 15:51:00	Adam Tripp
Re:Re:Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	14/11/12 20:10:00	Simon Knight
Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	14/11/12 16:24:00	Victoria Diamond
Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	15/11/12 09:06:00	Steve Poole
Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	15/11/12 13:34:00	Stephen Walker
Re:Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	16/11/12 16:51:00	Nick Gulliford
Re:Re:Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	16/11/12 16:53:00	Simon Knight
Re:Re:Re:Re:Bogus caller - Disraeli Road	16/11/12 16:55:00	Nick Gulliford
Re:Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	15/11/12 13:23:00	James Milnes
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	15/11/12 14:08:00	Sam Curtis
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Beware bogus callers	15/11/12 16:35:00	Richard Carter
Re:Beware bogus callers	17/11/12 13:36:00	Roscow Lucas

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