LCpl Carter 'Nobody's plotting anything, you dummy: it's a simple and sensible precaution in case the internet goes down for whatever reason and affects supply lines.' "Don't panic LCpl Carter; don't panic". Capt Burnham and Private Fahnbulleh have every thing under control. I hear they are posting armed guards outside Lidl to prevent looting, that ration books are being printed and we are to recruit more postmen to bypass the internet with hardcopy mail. This wartime spirit is just what we would have expected to be generated by our new PM and will certainly bring the country together. And I hear that Mr Ixer has been conscripted to get the internet up and running if those wicked American internet tycoons can't fix it.

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Topic	Date Posted	Posted By
UK Government urges stockpiling of food & water..	23/10/26 07:24:00	Michael Brown
Re:UK Government urges stockpiling of food & water..	23/10/26 08:20:00	Richard Carter
Re:Re:UK Government urges stockpiling of food & water..	23/10/26 08:53:00	Michael Brown
Re:Re:Re:UK Government urges stockpiling of food & water..	23/10/26 09:14:00	Michael Brown
Reply	23/10/26 10:56:00	Ivonne Holliday
Reply	23/10/26 10:55:00	Ivonne Holliday
Reply.	23/10/26 10:55:00	Sue Hammond
Re:Reply.	23/10/26 11:08:00	Andy Pike
Re:Re:Reply.	23/10/26 11:14:00	John Hawkes
Re:Reply.	23/10/26 11:10:00	John Hawkes
Re:Re:UK Government urges stockpiling of food & water..	23/10/26 11:07:00	John Hawkes
Re:UK Government urges stockpiling of food & water..	23/10/26 12:17:00	Michael Brigo
Reply	23/10/26 13:05:00	Sue Hammond
Re:Reply	23/10/26 13:56:00	Michael Brigo
Re:Reply	23/10/26 13:57:00	Richard Carter
Re:Re:Reply	23/10/26 14:03:00	Richard Carter
Re:Re:Re:Reply	23/10/26 15:48:00	Steven Rose
Re:Re:Re:Re:Reply	23/10/26 16:10:00	John Hawkes
Reply	23/10/26 16:25:00	Sue Hammond

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