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Topic: “How to Make it Up North if you’re a Southerner” The Times 1 July 2026
Posted by: Martine Guy
Date/Time: 02/07/26 10:28:00

The Article written by 2 journalists from Yorkshire made me laugh.  They were giving tips for Southerners who might have to relocate northwards for job opportunities if Andy Burnham relocates part of national government to Manchester.

In their guide to geography:  “Birmingham and Cambridge are also ‘in the north’.  As one leaves town for the M1 there’s an arrowed sign at Brent Cross that says somewhat vaguely “The North.”  It may as well read ‘abandon all hope’.

On social rule breaking: “Ignore a stranger who starts chatting to you in a queue?  Expect a call from the police”

There’s no such thing as lunch: “A northerner might say ‘I had me dinner at lunchtime.’ ….All complete gibberish to anyone from Chelsea”

Very funny article.  What is lunch, by the way, it will always be dinner in our house, bab!


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TopicDate PostedPosted By
“How to Make it Up North if you’re a Southerner” The Times 1 July 202602/07/26 10:28:00 Martine Guy
   Re:“How to Make it Up North if you’re a Southerner” The Times 1 July 202602/07/26 10:42:00 Sue Hammond
      Reply02/07/26 11:48:00 Martine Guy
         Re:Reply02/07/26 12:38:00 Sue Hammond
            Reply02/07/26 14:13:00 Martine Guy
               Re:Reply02/07/26 15:12:00 Jonathan Callaway
                  Reply02/07/26 15:27:00 Martine Guy
                     Re:Reply02/07/26 15:51:00 Jonathan Callaway
                        Reply02/07/26 16:13:00 Martine Guy
                           Re:Reply02/07/26 16:59:00 Barbara Stevens
                              Re:Re:Reply02/07/26 17:31:00 Andy Pike
                                 Reply02/07/26 17:51:00 Martine Guy
                                    Re:Reply02/07/26 21:18:00 Jonathan Callaway

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